Fantastic Wife and Where I Found Her.
So lets dive right in shall we.
Fantastic Wife and Where I Found Her.
So the fact that I haven't been on my own blog in several years is actually shocking. In my defense I do have 24 draft posts written but never actually published...most of them are rubbish , semi coherent babble or half formed thoughts. While I am not actually sure this post will end up any different I am genuinely making an effort to finish this one.
So lets dive right in shall we.
Why try and explain when I can show...
P.S - Kevin, Cois & Toffie...I havent forgotten bout you... next one you boys are in... Havent finished it yet
And just a thanks to Dj Alex Caige for the shout out on Highveld on the way home... my ears are still ringing from the screams in the car!
Filmed on the GoPro Hero 2 and Hero 3 and created in iMovie on iPad
I seriously need to put in a screening process before making friends...
There's Something (Off) About Mary
Normally I don't feel the need to explain what or who I'm talking about...I assume that everyone will just figure it out along the way, however Mary Scary is the construct of a seriously insane mind... who I was first introduced to a couple of years back when She was performing at Beefcakes in Cape Town and since both Mary and her alter ego have become friends of mine.
Born and Raised in the small town of Dayton, Ohio, she moved to the bright lights of NYC. There she was used and abused by people, but as a result she realised her "TRUTH". One day a "prophet" (who was actually just a crack head) told her that the secret to Love, Life and Rock Super-stardom lay in the mysterious city of Cape Town, South Africa.
The Drag Rock Lesbian Superstar who won the 2007 Hooter Wet T-shirt Competition (later disqualified for fly kicking a referee in the balls) and lead singer of Tokyo & the Sexxwails plus some other stuff Im way to fucking lazy to research at 04:30am on a Sunday.
OK lets make this easy...watch the following vids ... you'll get the idea
So here are some of the highlights from when we went to go see her show in JHB last week...I'm going to be brief because Im tired, and by now Im sure half of you have stopped reading cause there are too many words and you'd rather play Plants vs Zombies
Champagne Le Roux has a thing for Hobo Man!
Champagne Le Roux the hysterical opening performer for Mary's show instantly took a liking to Shaun, and even sang him a "love song" Shaun took this in his stride as he usually does, maybe he's more use to being hit on by guys in drag than he's letting on.
Tammy got kicked out the way continuously but I think that was more a case of Champagne just marking her territory!
Mary was funny as always and alot of fun to watch...I would show you the clips I took of the show... but Shaun still hasn't managed to upload them for me... so you'll just have to wait.
Im not sure who ended up being more confused Liezel or Champagne... after their conversation...and Mary ended up taking a fancy to Liezel later on...seems Lesbian Drag Rockstars have a thing for plaas meisies...go figure...Personally I think Liezel should go for it...just so I can see her fathers expression at Christmas dinner.
Ummm.... Other stuff happened...
Fuck this Im going to bed...I'll maybe update the blog later.
Here is some old footage of Tokyo and the Sexxwailes performing in CT a while back.
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You wouldn’t think there was a recession in the United States, judging by the thousands of people who religiously gamble their money away at the numerous casinos, or piss their money up against a wall in Las Vegas.
I came across an amazing example of this by watching the Las Vegas Traffic on the way into the place.
This is what the road from Los Angeles to Las Vegas looks like from 200 km out on a Friday afternoon.
That’s right, the Las Vegas Traffic is solid all the way to Sin City, and the highways surrounding Las Vegas city becomes a parking lot once you venture a little closer....or at least I think it did... its all a bit of a fuzzy memory thanks to way to many drinks, and all the pretty lights.
Crazy! Obviously, the marketing strategies of the numerous Las Vegas Casinos are working!
Wait a second, what about your stay in L.A? Why the hell are we all of a sudden on our way to Vegas? You may be saying...or at least in my head that's what you're saying, otherwise Im just talking to myself.
Dont worry there is a perfectly logical and straight forward explanation...
Seriously?!?! Dont tell me you believed that bullshit for a second. This is me after all , best explanation I have is...cause I wanna...plus this going to take a couple posts to tell the story. So look at the pretty picture below and forget about LA for the moment.
Cause soon I will tell you a story of wine, woman and song...ok Tequila, Woman and Giant Duckies which is way more fun.
So apparently its never a good idea to speak about politics or religion when you've been drinking... but seeing as I rarely do anything that's a good idea and Friday wouldn't be Friday without me catching up with my old friend Jose Cuervo....
I am a huge supporter of Freedom of Speech, cause if I wasn't able to speak my mind... I'd just be another pretty face... granted i probably wouldn't be in as much shit, but where's the fun in that. But even I have to wonder why the hell we keep giving Julius Malema such media attention, esspecially since he's just using it to try and cause as much harm and hatred as possible. If we all just ignore him and stop giving him attention maybe he'll just go away...
OK....maybe its time to put down the Tequila...cause that is clearly wishful thinking.
Its sad, because I love South Africa, we are still one of the only African countries that managed to avoid a civil war, and I think we forget how amazing and special that is.
OK this post has become waaaay too serious now... back to the Tequila.
On the upside... seems that Julius may be pressing his luck... I for one hope he keeps it up... come on Juju... keep messing with the Soldiers....that way the SANDF can bitch slap you with a prison sentence where you can become the plaything for Bubba the Killer Pimp... and perhaps the rest of us can stop talking about the drivel that comes out of your mouth.
for those of you that have just given up on listening to the news.
Go have a look at this article at the Sunday Times Blog for the entire story... but in summary it boils down to
Oh well maybe if I keep drinking Juju... like the details of my child hood memories will just go away...
I've realized that I'm not particularly good at this blogging thing...in fact I'm pretty awful... unfortunately I cant even find a reasonable excuse, but I'll sure as hell try my best...cant blame the technology or process since it's unbelievably easy to post updates... damn you internet and your constant improvements... and it's not like I don't have enough to update on...or a lack of opinions...
When in doubt...trust the old trusty excuses that always work.
Alcohol.. well in this case Im going to broaden it out to "Good Times"
I guess one day I may become so use to updating this thing that I would do it naturally during the day or at the end of the day...but whats been causing the delays is that I was having too much fun...
So lets all just pretend I wrote these back in July / August and all will be well...