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The Day I Realized I Was In An Abusive Relationship...With GOOGLE!!!

21/1/2013

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Google... I'm sorry.. but you betrayed me...hid things from me...held me back...and broke your promises of a better life... I think we need some time apart...maybe see other browsers...or search engines...its not me... its you!! 

What went wrong? When did Google decide it hated me? OK...its maybe a tad megalomaniacal (is that a real word?) of me to think that they are out to get me personally....no its probably just a case of they meant well...they tried..but in the end they just fucked us over...While I am no expert on the subject of abusive relationships (or anything else) I do believe that one of the first major steps to getting out of an abusive relationship is the realisation and admitting to yourself that you are in one...and then if Crime and Investigation Channel is any indication...the next step is to kill the bastard and run away to mexico with the kids...

I'd been suspecting for a long time that something was wrong...that things had changed for the worse until I finally had to admit that maybe its time for a Google break...well kinda...so lets start with some of the changes that annoy me...

OK before we start... Please don't be a retard and think that this is in any way scientific , accurate, researched or even well thought out...it is simply my opinion and experiences on my systems...it may differ for you...


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8 Ways Your Facebook Profile is Like a Serial Killer's Lair

12/10/2012

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8 Ways Your FB Profile is like a serial killers lair
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