This time the trip was to Abu Dhabi and Dubai with Tali to celebrate our birthdays... 20th and 22nd Sept for anyone that forgot to buy a present. Oh and these blog updates are out of order... i did try and write them while i was there as much as possible...but didnt always have the time. I am going to try and use the right dates at least.
For no particular reason we're starting off couple days in at Ferrari World Abu Dhabi
If ever there was a place designed for males aside from strip clubs, the hardware store, Vegas, and the Etihad Airlines bathrooms (I'll explain that later) ... It would be Ferrari World...Its HUGE! Shiny and a whole lotta Red!
It also has the worlds fastest rollercoaster... A pants wetting monstrosity that goes at 240km/h and let's you experience half the G-Force of an astronaut... 1.7G's... according to the big banner thats outside the ride...my pants remained dry...I didnt ask Tali about hers.
Bless her...she suffers from terrible motion sickness...but she did give it a go at least , of course this meant that after the first two simulators gave her nausea... she wasnt too thrilled about going to try the rollercoaster , I managed to convince Tali to come with me anyways... Think I said something about her never having to go on another rollercoaster ever again cause she can use being on the fastest one as an excuse.... I almost don't have the heart to tell her that Japan and USA are just about to take away her excuse with their new upcoming rides... Oh well... I'm sure she'll be OK....
She's not ok... OH crap... She's just figured out who made her go... Awwww... She looks like a baby fawn taking its first steps into the world... All wobbly... That's is if the baby fawn had rabies, and a taste for human souls... I'm going to run away while she's distracted by the big white telephone...I fear for my life....I'm sure I can live off the land till my flight back...fuck... Its a desert... There's nothing but sand and heat... I'm sooooo screwed...
Totally Worth It!