Ok so I’m attempting to blog while in a moving vehicle… So let’s see how I manage…
So bizarrely I had to fly in the complete opposite direction from L.A to get here… First went from DC to Boston….which was rainy…. Then across to L.A….total traveling time… 10 and a bit hours….
Given The absolute insane levels of security I was surprised they still had curbside check in at the airport…which I would think is a tiny security flaw, but they made up for it by scanning me in some walk in X-ray machine….so I’m pretty sure my little dudes have been nuked…. The guard was keeping a good distance between herself and the machine….and she doesn’t even have little dudes…
Then as I’m waiting for the flit they call out my name at the boarding gate….
Several thoughts simultaneously occur at this stage….
- shit they lost my bags
- shit they found the coke
- you’re not smuggling coke u idiot
- shit my electric toothbrush went off and they blew up my bag
- wow they really can’t pronounce my surname at all can they….
Turns out they just wanted to give me a free upgrade…
They said it was to accommodate some family
But I know they meant “just cause u awesome”
So now I’m in L.A off to meet up with Deville in west Hollywood
Now the real fun starts….
Although I’m yet to see a freaking UFO!!